Tuesday, September 14, 2010

"Summer Girls" got me through a lot of hard times...

The lead singer of LFO died a few days ago. I guess someone at too much Chinese food...

http://www.z100.com/cc-common/ondemand/

Click on the link above for an amazing introspective into this genius' creativity even when on his deathbed.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Pitbull has so much street cred...

This Hispanic hardass is the dopest MC eva!!!! He's so gangsta, he's playing at the most thuggish ruggish venue in the ATL. Six Flags over Georgia in Austell!!!


You're crazy for this one, Pit.


All those fat rednecks love your jams. Probably the only show that will be left because the line for Superman just got shorter.





Only seven days before "Church of Christ Day!" Two great events in one week. I need to go ahead and buy admission.










Tuesday, September 15, 2009

9/11 - Never forget

Our friend, Keith, made these pictures. This one is under the belief that 9/11 never happened.



But unfortunately, it did

Monday, September 14, 2009

Kanye just misspoke

Kanye just misspoke....



What he meant to say was "New Boyz and Ray-J had one of the best videos of all time!"



Doesn't it all make sense now?

No one puts Swayze in the coroner

Me to Kevin Bacon: Who died and made you the most popular actor in dancing movies from the 80's?
Kevin Bacon to Me: Well, I think I was always more popular for Footloose.
Me to Kevin Bacon: C'mon.
Kevin Bacon to Me: Are you seriously asking me this?
Me to Kevin Bacon: Yeah.
Kevin Bacon to Me: Patrick Swayze?
Me to Kevin Bacon: So you admit it!
Kevin Bacon to Me: I guess.
Me to Kevin Bacon: Footloose sucked dick!

So I heard a joke recently that goes "What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas?"
A: Patrick Swayze.

I guess Christmas came early for those three. RIP Dalton.

Thursday, July 02, 2009

What do they have in common...

Q: What do Michal Hutchence and David Carradine have in common?

A: Regular masturbation is boring.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Text from Mike

"Hey man. You wanna go to the Jackson 4 concert with me? I got the tickets for cheap!"

Simply Amazing!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

If I'm at my parents house and stay in the bathroom for more than sixty seconds my mom asks me if my stomach is ok...even if people are around.