Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Monet, Monet, Monet, Monet........MONET

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Thursday, August 18, 2005

new hilarious jokes

New jokes I have made up:

#1

Q: What is in Venice and smells?
A: Italians.

alternate joke:

Q: What is in Venice and smells?
A: Everything.

#2

Q: What is Terry Schiavo's favorite food?
A: Who cares she can't eat anyways.

alternate joke:

Q: What is Terry Schiavo's favorite food?
A: Does it matter? She's dead.

posted by milkart at 7:03 PM 0 comments

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Charles Gibson is a bastard!

Me to Charles Gibson: Who died and made you ABC's national news anchor.
Charles Gibson to Me: Peter Jennings.
Me to Charles Gibson: YOU BASTARD!!!!!

Zap!

posted by milkart at 4:24 PM 0 comments