Always funny...
I was bored out of my mind in class today and starting thinking of things that will always be funny. Here we go:
1. When people get scared. always hilarious. Just the look on people's faces when you sneak up on them and yell loudly behind them. Also good when you get that scared little jump at the end.
2. Getting hit in the Groin. No matter what happens, that will always be funny, even if it hurts or is one of your friends. More hilarious if done wtih sports objects. Frisbee nut shot is probably the funniest one i can think of.
3. Old Man's pants falling down. Only seen this one of America's Funniest Home Videos, but that shit is hilarious.
4. When people trip. You're just walking by and you notice that your friend hit that uneven brick and stumbles a little bit. I dont know why this is so funny. I think its the potential for harm and the look on their faces.
5. When people actually fall over. I was in Charleston and saw some lady with a bunch of bags just fall flat on her face. I think she twisted her ankle or something. Fucking hilarious. I could not stop laughing.
6. When people choke on any liquid then spit it up. The look on their face is hilarious. Then all of a sudden you hear a cough and liquid (preferably some sort of Whiskey and Coke) gets spit up on the rug. Fucking hysterical.
7. Terry Shiavo. any joke that is made will be gold. SARS and Katrina also appropriate in this section.
8. Repeating what someone says in a voice that sounds nothing like thiers. When someone says something like "Hey, lets to go Checkers." Just hit me back with "duh, lets go to checkers duh". They will not only get upset but its the best comeback ever. funny.
9. Asking someone if 'that's their head or did their neck throw up?'. Classic. I haven't done it lately but I played some scenarios out in my head and couldn't stop laughing. Imagine if your friend is telling you some sob story about how his girlfriend just dumped him and you say "hey is that your head or did your neck throw up?" That's so innappropriate its hilarious.
1. When people get scared. always hilarious. Just the look on people's faces when you sneak up on them and yell loudly behind them. Also good when you get that scared little jump at the end.
2. Getting hit in the Groin. No matter what happens, that will always be funny, even if it hurts or is one of your friends. More hilarious if done wtih sports objects. Frisbee nut shot is probably the funniest one i can think of.
3. Old Man's pants falling down. Only seen this one of America's Funniest Home Videos, but that shit is hilarious.
4. When people trip. You're just walking by and you notice that your friend hit that uneven brick and stumbles a little bit. I dont know why this is so funny. I think its the potential for harm and the look on their faces.
5. When people actually fall over. I was in Charleston and saw some lady with a bunch of bags just fall flat on her face. I think she twisted her ankle or something. Fucking hilarious. I could not stop laughing.
6. When people choke on any liquid then spit it up. The look on their face is hilarious. Then all of a sudden you hear a cough and liquid (preferably some sort of Whiskey and Coke) gets spit up on the rug. Fucking hysterical.
7. Terry Shiavo. any joke that is made will be gold. SARS and Katrina also appropriate in this section.
8. Repeating what someone says in a voice that sounds nothing like thiers. When someone says something like "Hey, lets to go Checkers." Just hit me back with "duh, lets go to checkers duh". They will not only get upset but its the best comeback ever. funny.
9. Asking someone if 'that's their head or did their neck throw up?'. Classic. I haven't done it lately but I played some scenarios out in my head and couldn't stop laughing. Imagine if your friend is telling you some sob story about how his girlfriend just dumped him and you say "hey is that your head or did your neck throw up?" That's so innappropriate its hilarious.
posted by milkart at 2:07 PM
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