Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Cop & a 1/2

I dont know if you've ever witnessed Burt Reynolds finest performance but this movie is amazing. However, there were two things very unsettling to me about this film.

One: the kid that plays Sam from Clarissa Explains It All is a bully that takes the little kids lunch money and sticks his head in a toilet. He refers to him and the other bully as "Jumbos"

Two: There is a part where Burt Reynolds is urinating right in front of the little black kid while the little one is brushing his teeth. Mind you, they are facing the same way so a simple glance over and the yougin' would see Burt Reynolds' giant cock spewing his dark orange urine (because all he consumes is beer and rolaids). then the young black kid walks over and ask's burt to play swords. After baffled Burt questions the rules of the game, the little turd pisses on his snakeskin boots. This day in age that would not happen in Cinema. Expsoing your giant member to a 9 year old kid is now pedophilia instead of sexy. What a shame.