Monday, September 04, 2006

eeeh ghad its a croc

Me to Jeff Corwin: Are you gay?
Jeff Corwin to Me: No, man.
Me to Jeff Corwin: That's not what I heard.
Jeff Corwin to Me: Who are you anyways?
Me to Jeff Corwin: Sorry. I didn't mean to get off topic. Who died and made you the dumbest asshole to wrestle with animals that you knew good and well could end up killing you?
Jeff Corwin to Me: You mean Steve Irwin?
Me to Jeff Corwin: Uh, No duh.
Jeff Corwin to Me: Why would you make such a terrible joke?
Me to Jeff Corwin: Did you ever notice that your names are very similar?
Jeff Corwin to Me: I guess.
Me to Jeff Corwin: Alright. See Ya!