Band - AIDS

I'm pretty sure those adhesive bandages are only HIV positive.

New twist on an old saying...

Give an Asian child a pair of shoes and he can wear them. Teach an Asian to make 100 pairs of shoes a day and I can purchase my Reeboks anytime I want.

Vietnamese slip up

I was making a to go order from my favorite Vietnamese restaurant. Of course all there menu items are ordered by a letter and a number. For example, Pho with tender beef is P2. I ordered C18 and the fella on the other end of the phone confirmed my order with "C as in Charlie?"

I almost peed myself with laughter and wanted to respond with "you said it not me!" but instead replied with "yes Charlie 18."

It was one of those times when it would have been a lot more funny if someone else would have been around to hear it.

Something I've noticed...

In my apartment, we used to have a Pepsi Machine filled with delicious cold colas I would mix with 10 year old rum that my dad gave me when my parents moved. Not like aged ten years, like sitting in a cabinet for 10 years. Still delicious! Delicious = will get me drunk for free.

I digress. The Pepsi machine disappeared for a few months and I just noticed it was replaced. A little back story: several African Americans or was we know them, the blacks, have moved in recently. The Pepsi Machine was replaced with a Coke machine that is fully stocked with grape soda and fruit punch.

Coincidence, I think not. Great marketing Mr. Coca Cola, great marketing. I bet that machine gets broken into more now than ever!