Bumper Sticker Ideas

I was driving down the road stopped at a red light and noticed a bumper sticker that said "If you love your freedom, thank a veteran." I was furious because I love my freedom and couldn't do the right thing and thank a veteran. I wondered if the driver of this car was a veteran or just is in love with freedom. I then decided it was kind of an egotistical move.

I then decided to make up a few bumper stickers myself, so citizens can gain some knowledge when they are on their way to Lettuce Souprise You.

"If you love eating at restaurants, thank a line cook."
"If you love freshly cut lawns, thank a Mexican."
"If you love not ironing your button down shirts, thank a Korean."
"If you love getting hammered at a bar, that a bartender."
"If you love buying your groceries, t shirts, electronics and tires at the same location, thank Wal Mart."
"If you love the internet, Thank Al Gore."

Internet Douchebags

I was just searching YouTube for an American Idol clip, so I searched "American Idol" and I saw a video that said American Idol Sucks (this is why)." I decided to click on the video to see what is was all about. I noticed this pasty white, balding douche bag was ranting about how some chick that tried out off'ed herself after she got denied from "going to hollywood, dawg."

I was wondering who would have the time to make this video, let alone 110 other similar videos where this pale introvert strokes his hate schlong. I decided to research the titles of many of his videos to find which one I could make fun of.

I then found this video:



It is titled "'Modern' Rap and Rock Sucks." There is no reason to even point out the grammatical error in this title, but I just did it anyway. He goes on to rant and rave about about his vast rap movement knowledge. He even speaks on race issues including Barrack Obama. I'm quite amazing with all of his big swears for a 5'2'' Casper look-alike. I also considering raising money to purchase this guy a prostitute, because all he really needs is to get laid. I remember when I used to be angry about this because I was a virgin. I just didn't have the outlet of YouTube when I was that age. Damn, slow technology.

After seeing this, I decide to start a new collection of videos called "internet douche bags." This is the first and we will see how many there end up being.