No one puts Swayze in the coroner

Me to Kevin Bacon: Who died and made you the most popular actor in dancing movies from the 80's?
Kevin Bacon to Me: Well, I think I was always more popular for Footloose.
Me to Kevin Bacon: C'mon.
Kevin Bacon to Me: Are you seriously asking me this?
Me to Kevin Bacon: Yeah.
Kevin Bacon to Me: Patrick Swayze?
Me to Kevin Bacon: So you admit it!
Kevin Bacon to Me: I guess.
Me to Kevin Bacon: Footloose sucked dick!

So I heard a joke recently that goes "What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas?"
A: Patrick Swayze.

I guess Christmas came early for those three. RIP Dalton.